Artery……………………..The study of paintings.
Bacteria…………………..Back door to cafeteria.  Hospital cafeterias are dangerous btw!

Barium…………………….What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section………A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan……………………Searching for Kitty.
Colic………………………..A sheep dog.
Coma……………………….A punctuation mark.
D&C………………………..Where Washington is.
Dilate………………………To live long.
Enema……………………..Not a friend.
Fester……………………..Quicker than someone else.
G.I.Series…………………World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail…………………..What you hang your coat on.
Labor Pain………………..Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff……………..A Doctor’s cane.  Sometimes used by nurses.
Morbid……………………..A higher offer than I bid.  On ebay!
Nitrates…………………..Cheaper than day rates.
Node………………………I knew it.
Outpatient…………………A person who has fainted.
Pelvis…………………….Second cousin to Elvis.
Recovery Room………………Place to do upholstery.
Seizure……………………Roman emperor.
Tablet…………………….A small table.
Terminal Illness……………Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor……………………..More than one.
Varicose…………………..Near by/close by

thanks to “CF” who shared this anonymously…