The Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of hamburger.
She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress. One said to the other “That there gal is having a bad time!” The other agreed and said, “Think we should go help ?”. ”You bet,” said the first, and with that he ran over and said, “Can you speak ?” She shook her head no. He said “Can you breathe ?” She again shook her head, no.