The Nursing Home Lovers
An elderly man “Robert” and his elderly lover “Betty” were having relations in the closet at the nearby nursing home. The pleasant older woman would meet the gentleman in the middle of the day and they would rendevous to the closet. For some reason, the man always wanted the leave the lights off in the closet. Robert would place his …
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*”Doctor, I have an ear ache.”
2000 B.C. – “Here, eat this root.”
1000 B.C. – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”
1850 A.D. – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”
1940 A.D. – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”
1985 A.D. – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”
2000 A.D. – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”