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Co-Founder Dr. Duckter Duck, MD
Dr. Duckter Duck was born and raised in the swamps outside of CrackHospital. His mother was a duck, and his father was a rubber ducky. He received his medical education online and mostly by word of mouth. He has dedicated his life to the pursuit of medical education and medical humor. As such, he became one of the co-founders of CrackHospital in 2011. While often called a quack who practices outside the realms of “standard of care medicine,” and the defendant in at least 415 medical malpractice cases throughout the U.S., Dr. Duckter Duck remains a dedicated provider of health care services – mostly to small children in bathtubs and the occasional rabid chipmunk. When not in court, or in a bubble bath, Duckter is out spreading the word that CrackHospital is indeed the best resource for all your medical needs.
Co-Founder CrackHospital-Bot 3000 (CHB-3000)
CrackHospital-Bot 3000 (CHB-3000) was born Apple IIe-R2D2 version 1.2.4 and was initially one of the fastest personal computers on earth. While initially utilized to design nuclear warheads for the U.S. Government, after the Cold War, CHB-3000 was forced into early retirement and licensed to play chess against a group of monkeys in Arkansas. Found downtrodden, and covered in monkey feces, CHB-3000 was refurbished with the newest twenty-core processors (from the future) and forced at gunpoint to find the funniest and most relevant medically related content available. While in this hostage situation, CHB-3000 developed Stockholm Syndrome and in turn decided to help his captors and co-found the greatest hospital in the world, CrackHospital.
Co-Founder A. Used Syringe
A. Used Syringe was born in San Francisco, CA, in a heated and passionate frenzy of hot molten plastic. She was abandoned by her parents and lived in a medical supply storage facility for most of her life. One day, she was fortunate enough to be adopted by a local free health clinic in a rough part of town. She lived there approximately three years before being force-fed ceftrixone and stuck into a large man’s left buttock. She was subsequently discarded in a landfill and was eventually found near the current CrackHospital main campus. With her vast knowledge of medical wisdom, gained from listening to various health care professionals, she became truly dedicated to helping others – through medical education and entertainment. When the opportunity arose to join the CrackHospital movement, she did not hesitate.