Nursing Home Joke (a little NSFW) text only version #medschool #premed #nursing #neurology #jokes #funny
The Nursing Home Lovers
An elderly man “Robert” and his elderly lover “Betty” were having relations in the closet at the nearby nursing home. The pleasant older woman would meet the gentleman in the middle of the day and they would rendevous to the closet. For some reason, the man always wanted the leave the lights off in the closet. Robert would place his …
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member in the Betty’s hand and they would have fun that way. After several fun and exciting encounters, Betty was getting curious about why Robert always wanted the lights off. One day, she decided to turn on the lights in the closet. To her surprise and dismay, she found Robert with another older female nursing home resident. His package was clearly in the hand of the geriatric woman.
Betty yelled at Robert, “Why, oh why?!! What has she got they I don’t have??!!”
Robert replied, “Parkinson’s!”
Thanks to Dr. Aro from MA.
