- 1. What did the nurse say when he found a rectal thermometer in his pocket? ” Some asshole has my pen!”
- 2.What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
- 3.Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? He was taught in nursing school to always look at his patient’s best side.
- 4.How can you tell who is the head nurse of a hospital?
(S)he’s the one with dirty knees.
- 5. They found a naked dead body of a nurse washed up on the shore today.
How did they know it was a nurse?
They had an empty stomach, a full bladder, and her butt was chewed out.